My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Don’t let schooling get in the way of your education.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
Eat well, stay fit, live life quietly. you won’t live any longer, it will just seem that way.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Labour saving devices, Don’t.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
